473. Nutbush Camp Ground Stump Grinder Wanted - ?

 A recent Help Wanted ad in one of the manly magazines sold at After Midnight Arcade yielded unexpected results. There are still a few prospective campsites which, having been cleared of timber, now need to have the remaining stumps removed by grinding them down, and the only man in town known to grind stumps lost his equipment in a poker game and his main grind, the amputee postwoman, an Armenian immigrant named Aznef Bizdikian, dumped him for a ventriloquist with a lisp- hence the ad was placed in hopes more exposure would net results.  Here are a few of the most interesting candidates. See if you can spot the man that's sure to have a leg up.

370. Menacing man with axe seen stalking the woods

It's that time of year again, when a couple of our butchest staff members get handed sharp tools to go out and terrorize the woodland creatures - (read "our cruising guests".) We're getting calls regarding occasional sightings of wild-eyed strangers around the Stables and Silver Bullet bar area bearing axes, which has set quite a few of our first time guests on edge. Our notice should have gone out earlier - our randy colleagues have been out looking for 2 Christmas trees - one for the lobby and one to erect poolside. At least, that's what the front desk has been telling callers. You're welcome to offer to help lighten their load.