495. Yes, YOU!

No need to be coy:  it's Monday morning, and we're here to remind you what you did this weekend at Loveless Motel. Don't be surprised that you've been selected as Mr. Popular of the Weekend!  As your prize, you'll be receiving

1. A Nutbush Big Bone dildo prior to its release to our guests - based on the Big Bone that was found during the excavations at soon to open Nutbush Campground

2. A Portfolio of some of our other Mr. Popular winners of the past year

3.  Several Cartons of Marlboro Reds from Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, hand delivered by Dick Blunt himself

4. Two hours with a Certified Hustler of your choice!

5. A private luncheon and  interview in his private quarters with Nic the Senior Manager

 6. A big box of porn magazines, slightly "used" by browsers  at After Midnight Arcade that were deemed "unsalable".

And Best of All, a fucking Trophy, man!  along with a photo session with Snap Wadmacher from Shutter Bug Camera Shop! Congratulations, Mr. Popular!

412. Mr. Dick Blunt's collection of antique dildos

Mr. Dick Blunt, proprietor of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, tells us he has been a collector of antique erotica, and particularly dildos, for several years.  Ironically, despite his admirable personal attributes, it turns out that he enjoys stimulation of many kinds, and seeks out those men who can match him on a physical as well as an intellectual basis. He's happy to discuss and share is rare collection with discerning gentlemen in his private quarters  at Aluminum City.  After a few beers, a demonstration of the effective utility of some of his favorites is not out of the question.

360. Blunt Smoke Shop for his 21st Birthday

 Two brothers from Michigan have booked into Loveless Motel to celebrate a 21st Birthday Party.  The Birthday Man, Harry Geldmacher, seen here on the left at Blunt's Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, is shown here with big brother Frank.  It's Harry's first time to an all-male resort, and Frank has promised a few birthday surprises.  They're heading over to the stables for a horse ride this afternoon.  Dick Blunt told Frank "no charge" for the pack of Camels, and threw in a lottery ticket and a couple of 'gars, and a pack of Beechnut chewing tobacco. "You'll need this over at the stables," he said, "and it's always a good thing to offer a cowboy a chaw"

321. Autumn on the beach at Loveless Motel

These lads hadn't even bothered to change when they hopped on a bus to Loveless Motel, on furlough from the nearby military base, Camp Nancy.  These two Nancy boys headed straight for the beach on the lake, which, they learned, is sadly closed this fall for renovations.  While here at the Bunk House, they'll be heading over to Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets to visit the proprietor, Dick Blunt, and stock up on some tobacco and talk shop. Dick doesn't smoke, but he and the boys share an affinity for collecting antique porcelain erotica and teacups.

234. Dick Blunt's "Uncles"

Dick Blunt, tobacconist extraordinaire at Loveless Motel, shares with us some of his private photo collection including a rotogravure of his two "uncles", Mr. Thaddeus B. Packin, and Mr. Peter S. Tirring, standing outside their photography studio, who met years back in the steam room of a gentlemen's club at which they were both members, in Kalamazoo, Michigan.  Dick says they broke him in pretty good, and eventually fronted him the money for his first business venture as an agent for male circus performers, such as sword swallowers, muscle men, contortionists and the occasional geek.

232. Dick Blunt - Tobacconist Extraordinaire

Mr. Dick Blunt, owner of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, when asked recently, says he doesn't smoke because, and we quote, "That shit'll kill ya!" He says he offers free back-room therapy to those wishing to quit smoking by helping them ween themselves off the addiction of nicotine by providing a similar feeling of having a thick, hot object in one's mouth. He claims a success rate of a whopping 10 percent, which he says doesn't  seem like a lot, but he gets a certain amount of personal satisfaction in the attempt, nevertheless.