No need to be coy: it's Monday morning, and we're here to remind you what you did this weekend at Loveless Motel. Don't be surprised that you've been selected as Mr. Popular of the Weekend! As your prize, you'll be receiving
1. A Nutbush Big Bone dildo prior to its release to our guests - based on the Big Bone that was found during the excavations at soon to open Nutbush Campground
2. A Portfolio of some of our other Mr. Popular winners of the past year
3. Several Cartons of Marlboro Reds from Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, hand delivered by Dick Blunt himself
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4. Two hours with a Certified Hustler of your choice!
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5. A private luncheon and interview in his private quarters with Nic the Senior Manager
6. A big box of porn magazines, slightly "used" by browsers at After Midnight Arcade that were deemed "unsalable".
And Best of All, a fucking Trophy, man! along with a photo session with Snap Wadmacher from Shutter Bug Camera Shop! Congratulations, Mr. Popular!
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