408. A box of assorted Christmas Cards from Loveless Motel

Head over to Hit and Split for this year's edition of Loveless Motel Christmas Cards - a box of 25 is only $1.50!  We recommend sending them to the friends of those you are crossing off your list this year due to some minor personal infraction, and signing each one "XOXO - Guess Who!"

406. Hit and Split has your Christmas balls

In a special arrangement through Shutter Bug Camera Shop, Loveless Motel Hit and Split convenience store, located off the lobby, now has a limited number of Christmas Balls featuring photos of some of your favorite Certified Hustlers. See Psycho Randy at the front desk if you would like to book a time to admire a real set of balls of one of our many Certified Hustlers.

404. The old trunk in the attic - Anti-freeze Loveless style

The old trunk in the attic over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel never disappoints.  This must have been a favorite of Loveless Lodge founders and owners Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle.  Anti-freeze must have meant something entirely different in the 1920s. "It's going to be a cold cold winter, but I'll never freeze when you're around"

398. Ho Ho Who?..Guess

Every year we drop hints regarding who will be hiding under the beard a Santa for the Christmas Show at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  Our holiday artist in residence for this year is shown below.  His reputation precedes him (by about 8 inches) and he'll be holing up for the holidays at Aluminum City.  All you holes can start lining up to sit on his special lap on December 20th. Extra charges may apply.

391. Aluminum City - Ditch we now our gay apparel ... in the fog

Aluminum City residences are all decked out for the holidays, which makes it a great time to take an evening stroll. Fog setting in makes the whole proposition even more appealing - there's a wooded area at the back of the trailer park that's popular with guests who have discovered it. The word is, despite the fog, it's still warm enough to shed your togs as well as your inhibitions.

389. Lobby Christmas Tree becomes Popular Photo Op

After the debacle of the drunken Christmas Card scandal, it seems the word has gotten out at Loveless Motel, and guests are requesting pictures of themselves posing in front of the tree in the lobby. Photo sessions are allowed only  between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM when the exterior lobby doors are locked.  "Snap" Wadmacher, ace inhouse photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop says his index finger is sore from all the extra action it's been seeing lately.  Here's and example of the result: Calvin is currently staying in room 222 and has offered to provide "Snap" with something else to do with his finger.

386. Poolside XXXmas Pageant rehearsals

     

Returning guests know that Loveless Motel pulls out all the stops for its annual poolside Christmas Pageant, This year is no exception. Interns have been busy with just oodles of pink tule to make Santa's reindeer appear as though they are floating on clouds of cotton candy. Our fella on the far side of the pool in the middle is poised to plug in the Christmas Star, and we hope he doesn't fall in! How shocking would that be?! Don't try this at home.

380. Aluminum City Christmas

Now that you've booked your Christmas Holiday at Aluminum City Trailer Park at Loveless Motel, call and reserve the perfect modern tree for the holidays. You can have the tree waiting and decorated just prior to your arrival, or you can have one of our handymen set it up once you get here.  Call now - availability is limited.

370. Menacing man with axe seen stalking the woods

It's that time of year again, when a couple of our butchest staff members get handed sharp tools to go out and terrorize the woodland creatures - (read "our cruising guests".) We're getting calls regarding occasional sightings of wild-eyed strangers around the Stables and Silver Bullet bar area bearing axes, which has set quite a few of our first time guests on edge. Our notice should have gone out earlier - our randy colleagues have been out looking for 2 Christmas trees - one for the lobby and one to erect poolside. At least, that's what the front desk has been telling callers. You're welcome to offer to help lighten their load.

367. Reminder - Christmas Tree going up in the lobby tonight!

 

Guests at Loveless Motel are invited annually to decorate their room doors and may purchase various holiday decor, including popular Christmas trees and decorative balls at Hit and Split, our convenience store located off the lobby.  Too busy to decorate it yourself?  Hire one of our staff members to attend to your specific requests.