495. Yes, YOU!

No need to be coy:  it's Monday morning, and we're here to remind you what you did this weekend at Loveless Motel. Don't be surprised that you've been selected as Mr. Popular of the Weekend!  As your prize, you'll be receiving

1. A Nutbush Big Bone dildo prior to its release to our guests - based on the Big Bone that was found during the excavations at soon to open Nutbush Campground

2. A Portfolio of some of our other Mr. Popular winners of the past year

3.  Several Cartons of Marlboro Reds from Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, hand delivered by Dick Blunt himself

4. Two hours with a Certified Hustler of your choice!

5. A private luncheon and  interview in his private quarters with Nic the Senior Manager

 6. A big box of porn magazines, slightly "used" by browsers  at After Midnight Arcade that were deemed "unsalable".

And Best of All, a fucking Trophy, man!  along with a photo session with Snap Wadmacher from Shutter Bug Camera Shop! Congratulations, Mr. Popular!

449. Certified Hustler Wins Big at Dick Blunt's

It isn't every day that one of our Certified Hustlers at Loveless Motel has good luck twice on the same day. So Irving here says he walked into Dick Blunt's Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, bought a pack of reds and a couple scratch tickets and BAM, one of them produced a $75 winner! So it's his day off and he decides to catch a bus to town and BAM, a flush business-type townie needs to get fucked real bad. Lucky Irving, lucky townie! Fucking Marlboro Reds! Talk about a busman's holiday!  

53. Marlboro Man

 

Need a quick smoke?  Get your favorite brands in dispensing machines in each of our bars and near the ice machines on each floor.  If you prefer a man to provide you with a cigarette, you can purchase a pack over the counter at Hit and Split, our 24 hour convenience store, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.