515. Don't forget to file your Texas

 Loveless Motel hopes you find a few loopholes in yer lariat this April so you can ramble over to our range and rope some action at Malamute Saloon, Nutbush Campground, the Silver Bullet Bar, or where ever you decide to get yer boots licked in our Panhandle.  There's a cowboy or two waitin' for you.

467. Skilled Laborers Needed for Nutbush Campground Completion

As Nutbush Campground nears final completion and its opening date, Loveless Motel management still needs a steady stream of men with special skills of all kinds. Apply in person for a speedy interview - limber, fit and versatile candidates go to the top of the labor pool list. Generous compensation and benefits included. Speak to Psycho Randy at the front desk. In particular, those with knowledge of hot mopping, flashing, tongue in groove and full penetration butt welds are eagerly sought.

439. Lineman for the County

The front desk reports that it has received several calls this week from guests complaining that they are hearing mysterious clicks on their line whenever they are making in-house calls to other rooms. This phenomenon is preceded by what sounds like a third party breathing heavily, mixed with the sounds of intermittent chirping birds.  Loveless Motel management apologizes for any concerns this may cause, and is doing its best to follow up, and reminds guests that it is working toward filling the position of House Detective.

In unrelated news, Nutbush Campground is fast becoming a reality, with great strides being made toward its completion, including erecting telephone lines to its public spaces, with testing ongoing to ensure the lines are tied in with the rest of the Loveless property, including the Motel, Aluminum City, The Bunkhouse and Loveless Truck Stop.

348. Park it by the night, week or month - Loveless Truckstop

Once you see our facilities, you may decide to make Loveless Truckstop your future home away from home. You can park your rig for any length of time. Full hookups are available for nightly stays, and long term storage is available too.  And if all you want is a quick meal and some stimulating conversation, you've found the right place.

 

337. Sometimes a feller needs a break

While it's all just fine and dandy that a guest of Loveless Motel can head over to The Stables to rent a horse without a thought, our ranch hands work hard! Sometimes, a feller just needs to take a break.

 

323. Meet our Construction Projects Manager, Rock Blockhead

Rock Blockhead has been the Construction Manager at Loveless Motel since 1989 and has recently lead the conversion process of the Loveless Truck Stop.  He also is responsible for ensuring that men who fail to complete our intern program repay their debt for food and lodging by working it off prior to leaving the property. He can often be seen over at the Malamute Saloon on his day off, hobnobbing with Sheriff Buff N. McBuff, looking for subject matter for his documentary photography hobby, in the hopes of hobbing as many nobs as possible.

 

289. Slow Progress on Work Projects

Loveless Motel is aware of the slow progress our contractors are making on recent improvements to the property, and it is unnecessary to report work slowdown observations, especially if you have participated in some of the causes for the slowdown.

288. Mutual Frisking

 Loveless Motel attracts a lot of cops, eager to make their quota for writing tickets, sometimes for the smallest infraction, even though a good part of the force are evening patrons, especially of Loveless Truck Stop and The Tubs at the bunkhouse. So generally, if you see a uniformed ociffer of the law inside the compound, interaction is generally welcomed, and Officer Dick can be real friendly.

169. Hey Cowboy

Hey Cowboy! Maybe we'll see you tonight at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel