395. Juices- Health Nut bar opens in The Tubs

One of our staff members in a recent employee confab recently related how he drinks carrot juice because it sweetens his spunk. Several in the meeting said they could personally attest to this phenomenon, and the result is that The Tubs has added a new health bar called "Juices" - and carrots are definitely menu favorites. Located in the two-level basement of the Bunkhouse, The Tubs features a waterfall, maze, private and public fun rooms, and a mix of men from Townies to military men, truckers, and even staff members taking a break from their normal daily grind. grinding their juices as often as they can. Juices is on the lower level.

377. Bunkhouse Reading Room

You'd think that there would be better things to do than read at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel, what with a 2 story bathhouse with a waterfall in the basement, but for some guys, old habits die hard. For such tastes, you'll find a stack of "reading material" on the service desk in the lobby of the Bunkhouse, where you're welcome to have a beer and a periodical at Pub and Grub, or take a fag mag down the hall, first door on the right for more immediate needs.

373. Footlight Fairies Cabaret Fab Four

Our Footlight Fairies Cabaret inhouse band, The Fab Four, are shown here in a practice session in the sub-basement of the Bunkhouse (also known as The Tubs). These guys can make all the racket they want down there, and have an agreement with the manager to whom they have made a promise that no one will get shocked, with only a slight fear that the humidity from the indoor waterfall might cause an electric shock. The band reports "so far so good" and has gained a number of fans who are regular patrons of The Tubs. "The Fab Four" can be seen every weekend at the Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel

369. A Bunkhouse workout with consequences

A few presses and the view at the gym over at the Bunkhouse proves just too irresistible.  Men will be men at Loveless Motel.

340. "I wish I knew how to quit you"

 Breaking up is hard to do.  These two cowboys met at the Malamute Saloon over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel and realized that wearing the same jacket is a fashion faux pas from which one can never recover and that matchy-matchy is beyond tacky; one of them would have to leave, or face the scorn of other guests. After discussing which one should pack his bags and skedaddle, at this writing the  ̶l̶e̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶  question is still up in the air.

305. Recent guest arrested after vacationing at Loveless Motel

A recent celebrity guest of the hotel has been arrested after returning home. Popular guest had a private suite at Loveless Motel, but spent most of his time at the Bunkhouse wandering the public spaces, including The Tubs in the basement, and the latrines, as well as the Silver Bullet Bar and the adjacent woods. None of his activities landed him in the Hoosegow here, however.

293. Bunkhouse Wreck Room

 Anyone who's stayed at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel knows it's virtually impossible not to find a date on a Saturday Night (or several), before or after you actually spend time in the bars or disco at our busy resort. Frequent guests call the first floor rest room at the Bunkhouse the Wreck Room

252. Bunk Riding at the Hoosegow

So you fucked around and found out.  You talked to a lifeguard when the sign specifically said not to, and were caught.  You've been told you now have to spend a couple nights in detention in the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse with a number of other miscreants who just can't follow the simple rules at Loveless Motel. Consider yourself lucky.  The smell of bung and balls and a hard, relentless fuck will teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.

227. The Hoosegow in the Bunkhouse - Loveless Venue

 

Here we have an exterior shot of The Hoosegow - Loveless Motel's very own detention center, located in the Bunkhouse. Why is there a jail at a resort? As Sheriff Buck N. McBuff says, "Fuck around and find out" He says "Drunk guys do stupid shit and we have to mainly protect them from themselves, as well as others. If they land in detention, we feed 'em for free, and, well, they're usually not in there alone, if you get my drift. In fact", he goes on to day, "I swan some of them boys will get into fisticuffs just to get thrown in, for fun"

224. Back Porch Buddies

 The meatrack on the back porch of the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Hats are all the rage.  Black boots are optional. Red and black plaid is so last year, "Now that the Buffalo's Gone." Faded jeans will make guys overlook your pencil-pushing hands. The only cowboy who's ever come near a cow is the guy with rolled cuffs. Not wearing a vest is downright sissy, but denotes a bottom. He's gonna have a busy night. 

223. Choose Your Partner!

 Choose yer Partner at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Or get in a line...

222. Show Hard!

The Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel pours a big mug and puts a head on it, but sure enough, it'll catch up to ya...and there's always a cowboy waitin' to watch and have some second hand beer.