260. Party line at Loveless Motel

 It's last call on Saturday night and Mr. Right didn't show up, and Mr. Right Now just walked out with a willing pillow biter.  Don't forget, the Party Line at Loveless Motel is open 24 hours a day, staffed by our eager phone men to keep the party rolling. Guests booked into any accommodation get the first 5 minutes of a call absolutely free, and additional minutes at a rate that won't break the bank.  Call 1-900-LUVLESS now! What are YOU wearing?

258. Are you up for a challenge?

Meeting a stranger who's up for a challenge is almost a guarantee at Loveless Motel. There's somebody booking here tonight who is the perfect ying to your wang.Whether it's one or several you want to put to the test, your equipment will be worked over as often as it takes you to save up a load for another eager new friend. 

257. How's your weekend sizing up?

As the prospect of another boring weekend at home looms in your immediate future, the solution is staring you directly in the face.  Hop in your jalopy and head over to Loveless Motel, where you'll find loads of fun and come within inches of tasting fulfillment.  Call our booking office now!

15. Ginger Rogers!

 If strawberry blonde is a favorite, we've got you covered.  Stop by Shutter Bug Photo Shop and see our currently available models for your perfect in-room photo shoot. For the record, his name is Ginger Rogers.  We kid you not!  Forgot your camera?  We've got that covered too - for a slight upcharge. Rates upon request.  He can be had for a song.

14. Splendor in the Grass

 Two guests at Loveless Motel have found a secluded spot - one of many that surround our property. You'll find urban comforts and country charm, and all the cock you can handle - Get comfortable, pour yourself a cocktail, and call one of our friendly vacation advisors now - he  just wants to ask a few simple questions to create that special vacation memory. The first question is likely to be "What are you wearing?" Rates apply. 888-4UI-CUMM

7. Magic Fingers!

 

Need a little inspiration? All of our beds are equipped with a personal agitator - our wonderful Magic Fingers, for a mere quarter of a dollar. It's the perfect thing after that long journey you took to get to Loveless Motel.