346. 1AM Halloween showing of a new film

Attendees at the showing of Gayracula at the After Midnight Arcade at Loveless Motel are likely to have a proper sucking of any blood-engorged appendage that might develop during the course of the showing of this sure-to-become classic.  Wear your costume, or nothing at all.  Free popcorn and lube to the first 12 men.  Standing room only this Halloween. Starts at 1AM sharp, and doors locked at 1:30AM.

345. We don't know what it means, but Woof!

We're trying hard at Loveless Motel to pin down this character assassination attempt.  Which one is the villain here?  Is our gladiator about to commit animal cruelty, or is our wolfman about to eat our gladiator? The Loveless Motel front desk staff office pool is pulling for watching the wolfman do his thing on the gladiator. While we're at it, who has the best balls?

344. Dust off that Gladiator gear!

Ever-popular Gladiator get-ups always save the day, if you forgot a costume. Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean you can't wear what you were going to wear anyway to Loveless Motel. You might not even make it out of your room! Like we said, cum as you are...

343. Halloween at The Stables

 Even The Stables at Loveless Motel is getting into the act - while not overtly Halloween (you won't see any pumpkins here), some of the ranch hands like the rustic life and have erected a shack which you are welcome to tour, and guarantee that the first 20 visitors will make it out alive. Maybe.

342. Trick or Treat? He'll have both

This Halloween, make every trick a treat at Loveless Motel.  Come as you are - that's usually scary enough to win more than a prize at our party.  Call the front desk now for reservations, and tell us what you're wearing.  Rates may apply.

341. Happy Halloween from Loveless Motel!

340. "I wish I knew how to quit you"

 Breaking up is hard to do.  These two cowboys met at the Malamute Saloon over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel and realized that wearing the same jacket is a fashion faux pas from which one can never recover and that matchy-matchy is beyond tacky; one of them would have to leave, or face the scorn of other guests. After discussing which one should pack his bags and skedaddle, at this writing the  ̶l̶e̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶  question is still up in the air.

339. Well, Tie me up and sing to me!

In lieu of cattle, cowboys at Loveless often practice their roping skills on random passersby over near The Stables, and as any real cowboy knows, there are three things you should never leave home without.  Your rope and your guitar.

 

338. Dad and Son work as a team at The Stables

It's all in the family - these two men hired on for the season and will work at The Stables in trade for room and board.  Dad is Calvin, and son Buck are the talk and fantasy of many of the guests.  "Do they know this is an all-male resort?" They know.

337. Sometimes a feller needs a break

While it's all just fine and dandy that a guest of Loveless Motel can head over to The Stables to rent a horse without a thought, our ranch hands work hard! Sometimes, a feller just needs to take a break.

 

336. It's all in the way it's wrapped at Packaged Goods!

If you get home and realize that you missed your opportunity to stock up on great underwear at Packaged Goods!, our men's undergarment shop located off the lobby, never fear. Just write to Loveless Motel and include a 10 cent stamp, and we'll send out our latest mail-order catalog.

335. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #39 - Playing the Piano

Playing the Piano

Giving someone an oral/anal

ass-licking tongue or rim job,

probably a reference referencing Rimsky Korsakov

piano concertos.

1960s

"I sure would like to play a Rimsky Korsakov tune on his piano"

334. Overheard: Marriage proposal at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel?

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333. Art Show in the Lobby of Loveless Motel

Our recent art show opening in the corridors off the lobby at Loveless Motel garnered mostly favorable reviews from VIP and nobody attendees alike. Everybody's a critic. "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like" said the framed subject. Mucho attitude was present all evening - BITCH!

332. Our Roving Photographer captures a weekend Feeding Frenzy

Meet Napoleon Wadmacher the 3rd, known at Loveless as "Snap", shortened, apparently, from "Watch it! Here come's Nap!"  Well known as Shutter Bug Camera Shop's Roving Photographer here at Loveless Motel, he helps our guests preserve their vacation memories.  Here's a collection of some of your activities over the weekend, available at the shop for a reasonable cost. Unclaimed photos, as always, are available for public sale at a later date, collected and smartly bound in Corinthian leather into our annual coffee table book which makes a great Christmas or Hannukah gift.