Wednesday, September 27, 2023

313. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #36 - Street Trick

Street Trick
Someone you meet
on the street
who you pick up
for sex
-1970s-
"I was cruising over at Aluminum city and picked up this cute street trick who was standing outside the the Vagabond bar keying another guy's car. He invited me over to his tin can and I got rug burn on my knees from the shag carpeting when he fucked me on the floor"

312. Trailer Trash Tryst - Aluminum City Exhibitionism

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311. Tin Can Twosome

Aluminum City trailer park at Loveless Motel offers a wide ranger of faux-wood paneling interiors for those of you with even the most discriminating tastes. Book your tin fabulous two story can vacation today!

310. Aluminum City Vagabond Bar Billiards Trifecta

Aluminum City at Loveless Motel has a wide range of entertainment options, including The Vagabond, it's own pub with a pool table. This Certified Hustler provides an excellent example of a man's trifecta, offering up his personal inventory of cue, balls and pocket. Gentlemen, place your quarters on the siderail. The line starts to the right. Book your home away from home today!

309. Aluminum City Twosome Trifecta

These two lads are practicing moves while waiting for someone to play leap frog in the little love-nest they've rented at Aluminum City at Loveless Motel.  They look so good from the back, we don't even need to turn them around. Book your tin can today!

Sunday, September 24, 2023

308. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #35 - JTO

 JTO
(Jailhouse Turn Out)
A man who goes into prison
straight
but comes out
gay
-1950s-
"Careful with that one - he's strictly JTO - he likes to be called "Killer" but don't let him near your checkbook."

307. Newspaper man interviews Hoosegow inmates in old crud

 A nationally known newspaper man, checking into Loveless Motel as Sushi Yunioshi, is spending his vacation "interviewing" recent inhabitants of the Hoosegow for an upcoming literary project he's working on. We asked Mr. Yunioshi ("Just call me Sush" he said to the clerk, putting his index finger to his pursed lips) if he preferred to have inmates sent to his room one at a time, or in small groups, and he opted for groups, stating he wanted to make sure there were witnesses, but "don't bother cleaning them up" He was particularly interested to know if we had any who might have recently been in Kansas.

306. Celebrity Guests at Loveless Motel

Loveless Motel is the favorite vacation spot of several high profile Hollywood Types who often arrive incognito, often checking in under pseudonyms. Mr. Biff McTosser is a recent example. Shown here, he executes the secret wave known to only some of those at Loveless Motel, which translated means, "Hi there - don't I know you from the Mauve Tavern?" Psycho Randy is beside himself...nearly passed out when Biff checked in.

305. Recent guest arrested after vacationing at Loveless Motel

A recent celebrity guest of the hotel has been arrested after returning home. Popular guest had a private suite at Loveless Motel, but spent most of his time at the Bunkhouse wandering the public spaces, including The Tubs in the basement, and the latrines, as well as the Silver Bullet Bar and the adjacent woods. None of his activities landed him in the Hoosegow here, however.

304. Sunday Paper available for Loveless Readers

  For those who just can't tear themselves away from the real world while on vacation here at Loveless Motel, request a copy of the local paper be delivered to your room daily, or pick up a copy of the Sunday paper only at Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby, where clothing is required.

Thursday, September 21, 2023

303. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #34 - Blue Discharge

Blue Discharge
From 1945 to 1947, gays discovered
in the US armed forces received less than honorable discharges
and were often sentenced to hard labor,
without an appeal process
-1940s-
"My buddy Fred survived D Day on Omaha Beach but didn't survive the army - they gave him a blue discharge!"

302. Showers for Hours

Hump day survivors clean up at The Tubs, located in the Basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel


301. The Tubs has a waterfall!

 Newly installed is our 2 story waterfall at The Tubs, the bathhouse located in the basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel.  Complete with a hidden grotto behind the falls, and a rock cavern maze, it's the perfect place to unwind and find a new friend.

300. Final Warning - NO crowding the Laundry Room entrance

 A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler.  There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load.

299. Touching scene at the 8 Ball Bar

 Our roving resort photographer, "Snap" Wadmacher, captures two men getting to know each other at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house at Loveless Motel.  "Snap" tells us that neither had been to an all guy resort before, but when they came to Shutter Bug Camera Shop to claim their picture, they laughed and one said the knee move was shortly followed by a full on kiss, and some hand-to-denim frontal exploration, and, well, you know...

298. Don't get caught behind the 8 Ball Bar


 Now that fall is upon us, the hot sunny days of summer are waning, and we've seen an uptick of guys seeking to stay warm at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the laundry room, behind the pool house at Loveless Motel.  A few dark corners, a juke box and two pool tables is all you need, it seems, along with a friendly bar tender. Clothing optional.  

However, due to its popularity, the small establishment tends to fill up quickly in colder weather, and the crowd spills over into the Laundry Room next door, which is off limits to bar patrons and must remain clear for the use of those wishing to actually do their laundry, rather than remove it from the man whose crotch is staring you on your face while you are on your knees in front of him, in the Laundry Room.

Saturday, September 16, 2023

297. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #33 - Wrecked

Wrecked
To be shocked by an action
or piece of information, or publicly
embarrassed by a situation or
a perceived adversary
-1970s-
"The other night I was at Kitty's Arcade and saw my boss go into one of the booths.  I was just wrecked!"

296. Now Showing at After Midnight Arcade

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295. Family Fun - Kissin Cousins

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294. Mustard Sweaters are "In" this fall at Loveless Motel


 Mustard and brown will be the "in" colors this fall, says our in-house fashion expert Mr. Billy Swallows, seen here on his lunch break, a few steps away from his duties at Suit Up, our very own atelier at Loveless Motel.

293. Bunkhouse Wreck Room

 Anyone who's stayed at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel knows it's virtually impossible not to find a date on a Saturday Night (or several), before or after you actually spend time in the bars or disco at our busy resort. Frequent guests call the first floor rest room at the Bunkhouse the Wreck Room

Friday, September 8, 2023

292. Motor Pool emergency repairs

Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.


291. Happy to give directions for your incoming stay

"Thanks for calling Loveless Motel Booking Department - What are you wearing?"  Previous guests are familiar with the provocative greeting. Our booking office phone room is at the ready to assist with your every pre-arrival need, 24 hours day.  Our late night shift is handled by just two men, and invariably there are times when there may be a hold, especially when the conversation turns to wardrobe.


290. Those crazy mechanics at the Motor Pool

Some days it seems like nothing gets done at the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel.  Those crazy guys!  You just never know what you'll walk into at the garage.




289. Slow Progress on Work Projects


Loveless Motel is aware of the slow progress our contractors are making on recent improvements to the property, and it is unnecessary to report work slowdown observations, especially if you have participated in some of the causes for the slowdown.