285. Those Crazy Guys!

 If tight, fresh and low hangers are your thing, feast your eyes.  Summer is time for our Tanline and Tush contest at the lake at Loveless Motel.  The winner gets a lickin'.

284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots

You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel.  Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of.  At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free.

283. Cramming for Intern exams

Interns at Loveless Motel go through a rigorous training, often arriving at the property prior to the beginning of classes to seek out their fellow classmates. Study sessions can often be long and hard, but fulfilling and mutually beneficial as well. Cramming for exams is a time honored tradition, often carried out right in the conference rooms which are made available for any after hours cramming. Instructors often volunteer to lead, as all our instructors were once interns themselves, and therefore excellent crammers.

282. Smokers Club at Loveless

 Those seeking a good smoke can head over to Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby.  The camaraderie there is undeniable, and newly made friends often get together in small groups to share a blunt of one kind or another, heading back to their private rooms to relax, swap stories and bodily fluids.

281. Intern Appreciation Day - One on one with Senior Manager Nic

One of our senior managers, Nic, loves to mentor our interns, and each year selects one or two fellows who have exceeded expectations and risen above the crowd.  Nic rewards his chosen few with a special one on one private conversation behind closed doors, in which no holds are barred in terms of subject matter. Your special session includes a photographer to record the happy event provided by our in-house pool from Shutter Bug Camera Shop. Just about anything is likely to come up. Former interns spread the word amongst the new guys; if you get a call from Nic, you've got it coming.

280. Double Double

Perfect for two couples on friendly terms, or 4 close singles, our double double rooms at Loveless Motel offer plenty of room for your most inventive weekend activities.

279. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #32 - Alice Blue Gown

Alice Blue Gown

A campy term for someone who is a cop

or is dressed as a cop

-1970s-

from the title of a 1919 song about the daughter of President Theodore Roosevelt, 

who was famed for a dress she wore.

"Gentlemen, be forewarned that we expect a visit this evening from Alice Blue Gown, 

so we remind you not to be seen touching anyone while there's a pig in the building, and absolutely no dancing"

or, conversely, 

"Oh come here you big burly Alice Blue Gown,

 search my body cavities, and handcuff me, already!"

278. Local mystery cop set up speed traps Near Loveless Motel

 Some guests have reported that they have been stopped by a local traffic cop identifying himself as "Officer Dick", who offers to "let it slide" for "a favor".  Loveless Motel neither confirms nor denies that the "officer" in question is actually a guest himself.  So far, every complaining guest says they complied with the request, were not issued a ticket, and everything came out ok in the end.

277. Aluminum City is for Chess Lovers

When booking your accommodation at Aluminum City at Loveless Motel, our recently acquired trailer court, you can request your favorite decor.  These fellows like to play chess, and requested a knight piece.  Later, they'll be requesting a few props, a model and a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop, where knights are out of stock but we have a few Roman Centurion types with big swords.

 

276. Internship - Rewards and Punishments

 Every new class of interns at Loveless Motel has its stars and its class clowns.  From time to time our mentors/training facilitators have to make a public example of a young man who needs to get with the program.  More often than not, the result is a mutual respect and understanding which leads to a deeper relationship while intern and mentor plumb the depths of possibilities in private one on one sessions.

"Uncle Joe" is one such mentor who came to us as a young intern in the 1950s and has made a career of putting his finger on and developing an intern's best assets.

275. Roger is signing autographs

 Roger, a model from Zeus Studio, heard about us through the grapevine, and will be selling and signing autographs on his latest spread at After Midnight Arcade, where you can watch a movie, buy the latest physique magazines, and bedtime reading.  We hear he likes blondes and redheads, but never turns down a good offer, especially when a second cumming is likely.

274. Make our local law enforcement men feel welcome

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273. Couldn't sit down for a week

 Psycho Randy the desk clerk has finally reported in, and said that during one of the rope demonstrations he was handed a cocktail, and the next thing he knew, he awakened in his staff bedroom with his ankles and wrists with red marks around them, when a tall black guy walked in from the living room totally naked and asked if ne needed any additional plumbing services, and laughed.  Randy thought about it for a couple seconds, and decided he could wear a long sleeve shirt to work, and didn't mind standing through his shift.

272. Rainy Day Arts and Crafts - Macrame'!

 Our staff is brilliant at coming up with things to do on a rainy day.  Last weekend it poured like crazy outside, and the lobby at Loveless Motel became a craft center, A popular medium was rope, and there ensued several clever demonstrations, including macrame', which these fellows created and have temporarily hung in their room until it comes time to pack their suitcases, in which case, the sheets will probably disappear too.  Just a reminder; they'll receive a bill for the sheets with a no-return receipt. If anyone has seen Psycho Randy, the desk clerk, please contact the manager immediately. Last time we called his phone his taped message a strange voice said he was tied up and wouldn't be able to answer for a few days, and intermittent moaning. In another matter, there is a spool of macrame' jute rope missing; if found, please return to the office.

271. Get some R and R at Loveless Truck Stop

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270. Under New Management - Loveless Truck Stop - Loveless Venue

Loveless Motel is happy to announce its most recent acquisition. The truck stop directly east of our property is now under the ownership and management of Loveless Corporation. Long-haul drivers are now able to park for just a few hours for free, or for a nominal fee, hookup overnight, and take advantage of our 24 hour café, toilets and private shower facilities and all the other amenities available next door at Loveless Motel. Also available are drop and hop storage spaces for those needing to store a trailer for longer periods of time from 24 hours to a week or month.

269. Practicing for the big event

 Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, hosts a Jackoff party and contest - check the event card found in your room for dates and times. These fellas are practicing for the "Helping Hand Trio" event in which the goal is to have all members of a trio cum as quickly as possible while being jacked by a buddy.  It's harder than you think!  The first group to finish wins a breakfast snack coupon from the Hit and Split and a gift certificate from You Crazy Beach Hut

268. Psycho Randy gets a blowjob with the assistance of John Gavin

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267. John Gavin gets Cruised by Laurence Olivier

 Also in Spartacus, John Gavin hangs with Olivier in that bath house scene, and we're all hoping he drops the towel, or at least gets a shorter one.  Loveless Motel has contacted Gavin's agent and sent him a voucher for a week's stay in a suite - let's see what happens.  

266. Intergenerational Fun at The Tubs

Recently, on a team outing to celebrate the opening of The Tubs at the Bunkhouse, the office staff at Loveless Motel were treated to a movie night. We went into town and saw the new movie Spartacus, in which Tony Curtis plays a cute slave boy and Larry Olivier plays Caesar and they have a weird conversation about snails and oysters. Turns out Caesar likes both. Kirk Douglas is hung.
 

265. The Tubs at the Bunkhouse - Loveless Venue

The Newest addition at Loveless Motel - The Bunkhouse is getting a bathhouse. The Tubs is under construction in the basement, but currently offers a wet room, lockers, and massage tables. Planned are private rooms, a playroom, TV room, a grotto with waterfall, and a gloryhole maze. Some of our office staff is providing personal massage services - inquire at the Bunkhouse service desk.

 

264. Opposites attract

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263. Pounding out the competition at the Bates Motel

Longtime guests of Loveless Motel will no doubt remember the nearby Bates Motel and the friendly and informal competitions held on that property, with categories such as Quickest Cummer, Longest Edge, and Biggest Load, and the grand prize, the Master Bator, awarded to the man who had the best average overall in the combined categories. These memorable legacy events are now part of our activity offerings on the main stage at The Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby

262. "We met at the Mauve Tavern"

The Mauve Tavern has long been a favorite among our more discerning gentlemen who want to escape the noise and clamor of Smarty Pants Disco.  Just enter the disco off the lobby and through the purple swinging doors in the back.  Mature men are welcome, and a diverse, quieter crowd ensures a pleasant evening for all.  Attire? ...Depends...

 

261. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #31 - Polari

Polari

A form of rhyming secret slang

used by British gays of the 20th century to communicated

in an era of homophobia and repression,

up until the late 1960s

"Bona to vada your dolly old eek"

=

"Good to see your beautiful face"

 

260. Party line at Loveless Motel

 It's last call on Saturday night and Mr. Right didn't show up, and Mr. Right Now just walked out with a willing pillow biter.  Don't forget, the Party Line at Loveless Motel is open 24 hours a day, staffed by our eager phone men to keep the party rolling. Guests booked into any accommodation get the first 5 minutes of a call absolutely free, and additional minutes at a rate that won't break the bank.  Call 1-900-LUVLESS now! What are YOU wearing?

259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time

 At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City.  He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft.  We can't confirm that the perp thought it was much of a deterrent, however. Guests of our adjacent trailer lot, Aluminum City, receive all the benefits and the immense talent of our watchful security staff, day and night, all year long.

258. Are you up for a challenge?

Meeting a stranger who's up for a challenge is almost a guarantee at Loveless Motel. There's somebody booking here tonight who is the perfect ying to your wang.Whether it's one or several you want to put to the test, your equipment will be worked over as often as it takes you to save up a load for another eager new friend. 

257. How's your weekend sizing up?

As the prospect of another boring weekend at home looms in your immediate future, the solution is staring you directly in the face.  Hop in your jalopy and head over to Loveless Motel, where you'll find loads of fun and come within inches of tasting fulfillment.  Call our booking office now!

256. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #30 - Rug Burn

Rug Burn

A painful friction rash

caused by rough and repetitive

skin contact on carpet during sex,

especially to the knees or elbows

-1950s-

"My boyfriend complains that every time he fucks me on our new shag carpet, he get's rug burns on his knees. He fucks me dry - no lube or spit..what does he think that's doing to my hole?"