251. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #29 - Beach Bitch

Beach Bitch

Gay guy who sets up a cruise station 

on the beach with a cooler full of treats

for wayward men

-1970s-

"It's hard as fuck competing with these beach bitches who give out free shots and popper sniffs to anybody in a bulging speedo"

250. Don't talk to the help

Your safety while you are with us here at Loveless Motel is our greatest concern. Please keep in mind that lifeguards on the beach at the lake find it hard enough to stay focused on doing their job, despite the many attempts by some of our more aggressive guests to divert their attention to their own more pressing needs.  Stalking lifeguards will get you beach bitches a few days in the Hoosegow, guaranteed.

 

249. Abandoned buildings down by the lake

 Some men have found out a secret about the lake -   just around the bend from the beach there's an old abandoned commercial area - locals know it well.  Loveless Motel is just full of surprises.

248. The stars are out on the lake

Loveless Motel is well known for the clientele it attracts.  You never know who you'll see on the beach at the lake.

 

247. Ed Fury Wind Warning

Weather forecast says it will be windy today, and that means on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel. Nipples to the wind, gentlemen.

246. Beach Workout

 Find your groove at the beach on the lake at Loveless Motel

245. Pack a Pouch for your Beach Day

 Loveless Motel has a scenic lake beach, teeming with wildlife, including our special guest, Mr. Vic Seipke, who's staying in room 222

244. Blondes having more fun

 Two of our guests rented cameras at Shutter Bug Camera Shop and took photos of their beach day at the lake.  Here's one of them in front of You Crazy Beach Hut, just after they purchased new swim trunks.

243. Gray Flannel keeps it all packed in

Come on in, take a chance! 

A little chiaroscuro for your pants!

Our Gray Flannel look at You Crazy Beach Hut, on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel, is a popular option  for those who like light and shadow, and a tight fit. 
 

242. Butt Pirates have landed at Loveless

 Loveless Motel is aaaaarghuably overdue for a lakeside invasion this summer from some of the locals who live around the perimeter of the lake, in their pirate finery.  Word is that they, and you, will find real treasure on the beach, in the dunes where they're looking for a hole and a place to bury it, and at You Crazy Beach Hut where you can cruise the swimsuit section and ask for a private fitting.  

241. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #28 - On the Down-Low

On the Down-Low

Black men who don't identify

as gay, but have sex with 

other men while maintaining 

a straight identity

-1980s-

"Michael's always talking about 

yodeling the canyon, 

but he's definitely on down-low 

for some big black cock."

240. Aluminum City Video/Trailer Package

At Aluminum City, we've converted one of the larger trailers into a studio which can be rented by the hour for a minimum of 4 hours for a special video/trailer package.  Camera equipment, including 8mm, and video cassettes can be purchased or rented at Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, to capture your private party, and special rates include a trailer setup to your themed specifications.  These brothers asked us to supply gym equipment , a fluffer and a cameraman for a memory video of their special meeting.  And may we say, the illustrated exactly what is meant by "Black is Beautiful".

 

239. Aluminum City - Do it on the Down Low

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238. Aluminum City - Group Solutions

Plan your reunion at Aluminum City - Contact the groups department at Loveless Motel today! We have the perfect solution for accommodations for your special get-together: a perfectly appointed trailer! No need to worry about the guy next door knocking on your wall at 3AM just because he has to catch an early flight tomorrow morning.  Your vacation is still going full tilt!

237. Aluminum City - Full Hookup

Don't let the tidy appearance of this canary's nest fool you.  It's the perfect spot to start your day with some down and dirty dissipation 

236. Aluminum City Trailer Park at Loveless Motel

 Loveless Motel is proud to announce that it has acquired the trailer court directly next door, all existing owners have been bought out, and we will start booking accommodations in 10 of the trailers immediately.  The property has a pool, bar, shuffleboard court, and social hall.  Some of the trailers will be dedicated to housing interns and employees,  We look forward to this new expansion.  

The Vagabond Bar at Aluminum City

Lovers Lane at Aluminum City

235. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #27 - Pole Smoker

Pole Smoker

A homosexual who expertly

performs fellatio

on one or more men at a time

-1990s-

"That guy owns a smoke shop and he doesn't smoke tobacco or weed, but he sure knows how to smoke my pole"

 

234. Dick Blunt's "Uncles"

Dick Blunt, tobacconist extraordinaire at Loveless Motel, shares with us some of his private photo collection including a rotogravure of his two "uncles", Mr. Thaddeus B. Packin, and Mr. Peter S. Tirring, standing outside their photography studio, who met years back in the steam room of a gentlemen's club at which they were both members, in Kalamazoo, Michigan.  Dick says they broke him in pretty good, and eventually fronted him the money for his first business venture as an agent for male circus performers, such as sword swallowers, muscle men, contortionists and the occasional geek.

233. Reliable Taste

Like they say, if you're not quite sure whether or not you'll like the taste of something, you'll never know until you commit to putting it in your mouth.  Loveless Motel is eager to satisfy all your tastes, and fulfill your needs at Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets.