After what has seemed like a second or two, Loveless Motel's communications and publicity maven, Callum Z. Blabber, has come out of a coma. Early in the summer, he had taken a dive head-first off the platform at Lake Loveless, like he had done dozens of times before, and hit his head on an object that was unexpectedly there. Subsequently, a recovery team went down and found the recently missing and obviously scuttled SS Flow, the houseboat built by the clever lesbians at Yodeling Canyon Campground.
Witnesses were able to immediately contact the dispensary on the property, which quickly called an ambulance from town. Callum spent the entire summer comatose, awakened only when a German specialist was called in to try a novel technique involving a bubble wand and pneumatic pressure to the most unexpected place. Successful and likened to raising Atlantis from the sea, Callum perked right up, finally entering a recuperative stage that has lasted through the fall up until this point. Welcome back, Callum!
Callum has certainly seen better days - an expert water sportsman, his svelte form was often seen emerging from the lake, glistening in the sun, water droplets sparkling like jewels dangling from his hirsute chest. Admirers frequently were seen chatting him up on the beach, asking if they could hold is harpoon, hoping for a photo op. Callum was famous for carrying a spear fishing gun, and equally well known for never catching a thing - he was blind as a bat underwater but reaped great benefits and caught more interesting prey out of it.
General Manager Nic says it will be great to see Callum gracing the beach and pool when the weather finally warms up, but in the meantime he is welcome to use the facilities on the house at The Tubs, located in the basement of The Bunkhouse. A little steamy adventure will do him good.
